So, I am about to embark on the greatest commission there has ever been! It will make you laugh, make you cry, make you... do... things no one wants to think about, stop being gross! But what is it? It's a single damn commission. The last piece of art I will ever... ever do!
And one person gets to purchase that slot. JUST ONE PERSON. Why is this so special? Because the picture will be a damn movie. That's right, a fifteen minute long animation of YOUR CHARACTER(s) in full sound, musical scores by a orchestra on a free music program I pirated online, full voice acting with professional strippers I pay money to while they slap me with an octopus and call me "Mein Gubblerfuzzrerest". It's the greatest thing ever, and that's not all! The credits will have special features and a little mini game! With ads! That the money goes straight into your bank account in a third world country of your choice (Prince Jessabub will take care of it for you, he just needs a credit card number and your birth certificate to wire you the money though). That means if it goes viral you could make way more than I do! *tear*
Now the bids start at 15 Quatloos. I don't except anything but Quatloos, but you can sweeten the bids with a couple Fugnits. But not too many, carrying too many on your personal you turn into a inter-dimensional criminal.
You'll get the finished product in roughly 15 star years.